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Ok here are two jokes to help you relax . They just surfaced - crawled out of the woodwork !
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In the last Great War the Allies were searching for an effort from the common people . Some of the common people were resisting the effort.
One such worthy was called for a medical assessment to be enlisted . In the eye department :
Dr. : please read the last line
Worthy : which line ?
Dr.: on that chart
W: chart ? Which chart ?
D: ON THAT WALL!
W: Wall ? Er ..
He was promptly declared blind and rejected
To celebrate his victory the gentleman went into a nearby cinema hall to watch a film .
In the interval , when the lights came on , he discovered that in the seat next to his ,was the eye doctor .
With great presence of mind our Man asked the Doctor
" Excuse me , but does this bus go to London "
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In one of his books Spike Milligan tells a story of how in certain parts of Europe during the war it used to be so cold that soldiers were reluctant to exit their sleeping bags at night .
However the cold would make them urgently want to take a leak .
A method was devised by which they got some relief in that cut lengths of inner tubes of cycles were ' strategetically ' attached and run out .
This method was considered foolproof until some mischief makers went around at night knotting the tubes which had a pinching effect and caused a reverse flow much to the discomfort of the occupants of the bags .
Sounds funny now but am sure the victims of the prank didn't see the humour of it !
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