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Some old funny stories ( about my favourite people ) which came out of the woodwork .
Goes to show that even without work the mind is never idle ...
Did i hear
" #mind - #what #mind ??!!!
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Lady to Pet Shop salesperson about an intended purchase
" Is this dog of good pedigree ? "
Salesperson : " #Pedigree? !!! Madam , if this dog could talk , he would'nt talk to either of us ! "
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Once , outside a Supermarket in the U.K. two dogs , one a Yorkshire Terrier ( YT ) ( known for phlegmatic honesty ) and a Russian poodle ( RP ) who had just come from a luxurious life in Moscow , were left side by side by their owners .
As is common in such cases a conversation ensued
RP : "( Sigh ) In Moscow we used to eat caviar out of silver bowls and got some relishes as well. Times were good ! "
YT : ( Characteristically ) " Then why the @#$& did you come here ? "
RP : ( Raising an eyebrow ) " Well , one likes to bark once in a while , doesnt one ! ?"
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In a circus there was a dog who did miraculous tricks with spelling bees and maths . This drew away the crowd from others and the competitors , alarmed by their low sales , kidnapped the dog and cut it open to discover the secret
Out walked a cigar smoking midget saying
" Man ! That tail wagging part was difficult " 😀😀😀
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