Big Brother is Watching

Watch out ! Big Brother is Watching ! I have to thank my friend Sandhya Nair for sharing this very relevant piece

Hello ! Gordon's Pizza?

No sir, it's Google's pizza.

So, this is a wrong number?

No sir,  Google bought it.

OK. Take my order please.

Well sir, you want the usual?

The usual? You know me?

According to our caller ID, the last twelve times, you ordered pizza with three cheeses, sausage and a thick crust.

OK ! That's it.

May I suggest to you this time ricotta and arugula with dried tomato?

What? I hate vegetables.

Your cholesterol level is not good.

How do you know that?

Through the health scheme subscribers' guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last seven years.

OK, but I do not want that new pizza - I am already taking a cholesterol  lowering medicine.

But you have not been taking that medicine regularly. You only purchased one box of 30 tablets four months ago at Drugsale Network.

I bought some more from another chemist.

That's not showing on your credit cards.

I paid for them in cash

But you did not withdraw that much cash, according to your bank statements.

I have other sources of cash.

That is not showing as per you last Tax return, unless you bought them from an undeclared income source

WHAT THE HELL?  I'm sick and tired of Google, Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.

I'm going to live on an island somewhere without the Internet, where there are no cell phones and there's no one to spy on me any more !

I can understand that, sir - but in that case, you'll need to renew your passport. It expired five weeks ago !